Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Turnaround-a-brewing?

Buccos fans: rejoice!

Your Pittsburgh Pirates have now defeated the Milwaukee Brewers for the first time in 18 games played.

At the conclusion of this season, your Pittsburgh Pirates will have had a losing record for 17 straight seasons.

If statisticians are to be believed, your Pittsburgh Pirates are due for a winning season this very upcoming year! MAZEL TOV!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Funny Friend Writes Letter

Hey employer,


I didn't get to take xyz, though I will next term. I did take random class abc which I rocked and am going to learn blah which will make me even awesomer for you. And when I do take xyz I'll blow that shit out of the water and knock your socks off even more.


HIRE ME NOW, MY NAME IS MAXLOUIK